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No Sex Please, We're British Attraction Details
No Sex Please, We're British
http://www.oystermill.com
You will laugh until it hurts at this very funny fast-paced farce that ran for eight years in London and delighted Broadway audiences. A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband - the assistant bank manager - innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. What to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple? The matter is considerably complicated by the man's mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed and slamming doors.

Address:
1001 Oyster Mill Road
Oyster Mill Playhouse
Camp Hill, PA 17011

Phone: 717-737-6768

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